why am i not some musician’s cute girlfriend who takes pictures backstage at gigs and hangs around with the rest of his band and looks really fashionable and makes all his little fangirls jealous i hate everything

(Source: tomethyyy)

I have in no way/shape/or form portrayed myself as someone who is easy. If you think otherwise, you can fuck off.

Kids who disrespect their parents and talk to them like little shits deserve to get punched in the face. If I yelled at my mom over the phone to “give me money and stop being a fucking bitch”, she would find me, kill me, and bring me back to life just to kill me again.

I never feel sexy. I always feel like I’m cute and in a kind of friend-y way. I really want to change that. How do you make yourself feel sexy when you feel like you have a constant PG rating?

(Source: boundunbound)

is it just me or do these new kids blankets look stoned out of their mind?

udfhuaibfuibas most awkward phone conversation of my life right now…..my grandpa called me and put my cousin who I’ve met once on the phone and there are soooo many awkward silences…..someone please help! oh my gosh…uhgrugdj please help me we’re talking about sign language…. -______-

My mom and I decided we’re moving to Australia because that’s where all of the hot men are. Laters California!

My mom’s boss, Ms. Nayomi, just said if you ate them in a sexual manner, you could make a porno eating chocolate eclairs….omg what has my life come to? Friday night porno’s with food, that’s what.